These Woods Are Haunted

The Church in the Woods and It Was Probably Going to Kill Us

There is Something Out There and That Was Not a Human Being

I'm Looking at a (Bleeping) Werewolf and It was Trying to Kill Me

It Came from the Woods and The Lakehouse in the Woods

I See It Landing in Our Backyard and I Was Trapped

This is a Life or Death Situation and This is How I am Going to Die

It's Coming for the Cabin and That's Just Not Supposed to Happen in the Woods

I Was Afraid of this Thing and I Was Frozen

No One's Ever Going to See Me Again and I Knew This Was Something Very Powerful, Very Evil

I Don't Want to be Forced Out and None of Us Dared to Even Move